Today I came to get you after your nap. When I walked in the room, you were busy sitting and woofing at your stuffed doggie. You took one look at me and collapsed on your belly with your face in your hands. You were hiding from me, but you were so delighted with yourself that you were kicking the bed with your feet and wiggling. Then, suddenly, you arched up, smiled at me and said, "boo!" Then we repeated the game three more times for good measure. After that, I picked you up and found that your diaper had leaked. I took off your pants and your diaper and you stood there, still boo!-ing at me, then promptly peed on the floor. I put your diaper on you and you said, "poo." I said, "pee." You insisted, "poo," and I stood by, "pee," and we sweetly argued like that until you were ready to put your shoes on and then you said, "schloo."
I have never loved anyone this much in my entire life.